deviant art

Deviant Login Shop  Join deviantART for FREE Take the Tour
[x]
Download File
HTML, 2.3 KB
more ▶

Featured in Groups:

Details

November 17, 2012
2.3 KB
Sta.sh
Link
Thumb

Statistics

Comments: 33
Favourites: 21 [who?]

Views: 402 (0 today)
Downloads: 3 (0 today)
[x]
You were on a perfect date with your totes KAWAII DESU YO~!!!11!! boyfriend/soul mate/hubby/fuck buddy/oh-my-God-why-can't-he-be-in-character boyfriend the kickass hero AMURICA! He looked at you and bat those eyelashes women would kill for. "Hey baby, wanna get a little wet right now?"

"Hell to the motherfucking yeah!" You said cause you knew he meant getting wet in the pool. You thought the other way? Damned pervert get off my lawn!

You slowly took off that FAVORITE FUCKING COLOR HERE itsy-bitsy, teeny weeny, very skimpy polka dot bikini that you wore for the first time today. Your beautiful tanned body was curvy, yet thin and made guys get a sudden boner. Oh yeah. You were hot.

As you jumped into the pool, your big and bouncy triple Ds slapped your face and made a wave of their own. Ukraine had nothing on them.

America stuck his face and began motor boating across the pool. When he finally reached those fucking mountains you call your tits, he shouted "Land ahoy!"

Your face turned INSERT COLOR FROM THAT PINK THING TO THAT RED THING HERE in embarrassed. "Alfie-kins!!" You whined, cutely yet obnoxiously that it made you just want to puke. "Don't do that! People could see us!"

Just then, Japan jumped out of the bushes. "I aporogize from my intrusion. I just wanted so steamy and sexy pictures for me and Hungary-chan-sama-whatever to post on the internet. Me and my erection wirr go now."

And so he left, leaving a trail of sparkles, chibis, and rainbows. You liked that so you ran your naked body through it. When you stepped out, America was Sweden.

"Su-San!!!" You said in your new PUT A DAMN COUNTRY IN HERE accent. "You aren't the beloved kawaii I so seek!"

"Nah bitch." He said gruffly. His non-breaking stare stared at you with full intensity. Damn he was manly unlike that America guy you used to sleep with. You're getting over him now you whore. "I came here to fuck you harder then Florida ever could because god dammit, I'm the country shaped penis."

So you fucked and you exploded into sparkles which rained at the wedding of YOUR OTP HERE.

CANON!
:icontearsofbreakingglass:
What have I done with my life?

This is for #Hetards contest. Feel free to lose all respect for me. Or gain some. Hey your call. (Written on: 11/17/12)

Of course I'll put a critic on this! I just want to see how you all think I could "improve" this.

And guess what! I still hate Readetalias!
CANON!
Add a Comment:
 
:iconcobaltpaintbrush:
Crawling in my skin
These wounds they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real

Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
but here's my number
So call me maybe?

Oppa Gangnam Style!
Op Op Op Op Op!
Oppa Gangnam Style!

Baby, Baby Baby, BAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!1!
Liek, Babeh Babeh Babeh BAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW!1!

Mai jeans1!1
Hannah Montana is wearing mai jeans!1!
she wore those jeans like meh!1!

The Wild Wild West (when I roll into the)
The Wild Wild West (when I stroll into the)
The Wild Wild West (when I bounce into the)
The Wild Wild West (sisqo, sisqo)

The Wild Wild West (we're goin straight, to)
The Wild Wild West (the Wild Wild West)
The Wild Wild West (we're goin straight to the Wild Wild c'mon)
What do you think?
The Artist thought this was FAIR
12 out of 12 deviants thought this was fair.

:iconxistogabriel:
Oh, God, I'm not used to make a critique like this, because I'm ashamed to get an "asskisser" label... But I will anyway, because, I have no words to describe such a masterpiece... It's touching... I could feel what the characters are feeling... It's pretty deep... I cried. It even reminded me of when I was with my boyfriend when I was 8 and he grabbed my cunt and... oh, that was so awesome :iconmeikogasmplz:
I also ate his dick while I ejaculated. Yum yum.
It made me masturbate. This text is going to be my fapping material for now on.
By the way, the grammar is perfect! I have so much to lean with you... ;_;
What do you think?
The Artist thought this was FAIR
7 out of 8 deviants thought this was fair.

The Artist has requested Critique on this Artwork

Please sign up or login to post a critique.

:iconponpongerardway:
tragically beautiful
Reply
:iconx-pasta-chan-x:
This is amazing. :iconsweetjesusplz:
Reply
:iconladytrampleton:
This... this is just... beautiful... I shed a tear as I read this... my life is now complete :iconletmehuguplz:
Reply
:iconhoneyducess:
Oh, dear, this just made me turn religious because of the pure beauty of everything.
And it also disturbs me that Sweden actually is kind of penis-shaped, now that I think of it. I live in Sweden, does that make me his sperm or something? So disturbed by that thought. So disturbed...
Reply
:icontearsofbreakingglass:
=tearsofbreakingglass Dec 4, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I'm like a preacher. Except I don't molest children.

Yes. You're Swedish sperm and when you go to the beaches, you're ejaculating from him. Or the land. Whichever disturbs you more.
Reply
:iconle-kaikai:
"You slowly took off that FAVORITE FUCKING COLOR HERE itsy-bitsy, teeny weeny, very skimpy polka dot bikini that you wore for the first time today"

I admit, I started singing...XD
Reply
Add a Comment: